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Friday, April 11, 2008

How fuckin Stupid ESPN is

Outside of first place team they got absolutely nothing right. Go ahead and look at last weeks and you can see how much dumber those dumbasses are. Maybe Tim Purpura could get a job with them because apparently the only qualification they require is:
Circle which best fits you (you may circle more than one):
Dumbass-Fat Ass, Jack Ass, Great at running a org to the ground, Know completely nothing about baseball. How many teams are there in the league

Timmy P-Can I just circle them all because I am running out of ink and I really want the job!!!

Steve Phillips- I saw Timmy circle Fat Ass, can I circle runnin a org to the ground 2x

Joe Morgan- This test is not made for black people

Petter Gammons- I can only think of 2. Is there baseball outside of NY and BOS

Jon Miller-Dumbass-explanation, why the hell did I take the job to work with Joe Morgan

And go figure ESPN hired them all, but Good 'ole Timmy P didn't get the job, he was DQ'd after ESPN found out he ate the food off of Kruk's plate when he went to the bathroom at a luncheon after the interviews. And Gammons to be the beat reporter because of his vast knowledge off all the teams in baseball after he found out that CHI had a team. Yet, he is still tryin to figure out who BOS and NY play because he doesn't know who they are.

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