Upcoming Series Against the Scrubs

First series is done now. And thank God that it is. We only have to face the Padres one more time this season. It was a so-so series, in which one key hit here or there in 2 of the games could have made it a 3-1 series.



Now we go to my favorite place to play games-That shit-hole that is called Wrigley Field. We get to play the all-mighty Cubs according to all the experts, who just lost 2 of 3 from the divisional rival Brewers.



What I hope to see from the series:

Soriano forgets his tampon and bleeds through is skin tight pants

Lee strains his wrist from jacking off too much

Zambrano strains his forearm again from text messaging (right....)

And an Astros sweep.



Sampson vs Hill tommorrow

Oswalt vs. Marquis

Backe vs Zambrano



I can see two out of three.
And for the love of God I hate the Fuckin Cubs and their blind sheep fans-definition here