Friday, April 4, 2008
cub hate
I wish to thank the Blooger- Big Baller for the invite to his blog. In this Blog together, we will search for the answers together and explore hatred of America's most futile and putrid sports team, those humunculous mongoloids of the central division, the Chicago Cubs. Now, that being said, I am sure that there will be those that do not share in revulsion of this garbage pit known as Wrigley Field, yeah verily yeah, there are those ( ack, gack, bluagg) that are endeared by a genetically based, chronic brain malformation to those enshrined there. Truth be told, I was born and raised just several miles from this bug infested dump, and the toxic fumes probably did not lend itself to great health for me. Growing up as a White Sox fan, harkening back to the days of Nellie Fox, I was aware of this cavern of squalid reptiles across town. As the years grew, my hatred of these androcephalic pit-monkeys grew also. They are easily, and I use the term stringently, easily the most reviled, narcoleptic offspring of medically unbalanced street urchins that I have yet to lay my eyes upon. The years move on, and the fans turn tail and bare their bottoms upwward, in allegiance to this team in some blind, cosmic ritual of losing, the parade contends year after year with eyeless obedience to the most monumental of all losing streaks, the 100 year march into Oblivion! More later, stay tuned...................................
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