Albert Pujols

Prince Albert might be the biggest tool in the world. He is just a prick. He has one of the worst fundamental swings in baseball. He is just so strong (roids?) to hit the ball the other way with just his wrists. He walks half way down the first base line-he just a bono fide ass-hat.
Good Hitter? Yes
Good Fielder? Yes
Clutch? Yes
Tool? Yes
Bastard? Yes
He had no business talking shit to Backe much less taking out Towles' legs the night before.



You are my bitch!!