Everyone Knows What I am Talking about

When you go to a baseball game, you go to watch the game and in my case watch and get drunk. You always have those fans around you that are loud and abnoxious and know nothing about baseball. Mostly when you are at Minute Maid and the Cubs are playing. While at Spring Training I was fortunate enough to sit in front of Canadians in town to watch the Blue Jays play the Stros. I was focused on the game (1. Oswalt was pitching 2. was with my parents who dont drink 3. I dont have money to get beer), but I kept hearing this fuckin Canadians behind me. They kept saying "eh" after every fuckin sentence. After I heard it a few times, I couldn't help but keep listening. I mean really every other freaking word. I don't know what is worse having to listen to a Cubs fan rant about how Zambrano is the best pitcher in baseball or having to listen to "eh." Maybe South Park has it right when they talk about how bad Canada really is. We need to stop worrying about our boarder to the South and start worrying about the boarder in the North, but I would have to say atleast they knew something about baseball. Here are some quotes, " Bob how many points do the Astros have?" Jack then asks,"What do they do for over-time?" The only one that knew something about the sport said "eh, they have 6 runs, eh. They play extra innings, eh." But the best of them all was, "Daddy where are the Astros from?" Dad replies,"They are from Texas, eh. Son you can tell exactly who the Astros fans are because they all wear cowboy hats, eh." Cowboy hats? Yeah every single Texan wears cowboy hats and we still ride on horses. There were like maybe 10 people in a 4,000 seat stadium wearing cowboy hats. So by his reasoning there were only 10 Astros fans that came down from Texas, so by his reasoning the other 3,000 in the park were either misplaced Astros fans or were Toronto fans. Maybe he was joking, maybe not, either way he was still a fucking moron. I mean they over-ran the Orlando area! They were at Universal, at Disney, and I swear at every single game I went to and I just happened to sit in front of them. I know not all of Canadians are like them, but they put of a bad imagine of the idiocracy that is Canada. So I have no clue what is worse, listening to Canadians talk about something they have no clue about and including "eh" after everything or listening to a Cubs fan wonder why Zambrano isn't pitching when he pitched so good the day before?