Cubs Bashing

I would just like to post a blog on how much I hate the Cubs, I just have a few things to comment about. I can't stand anything about them. I mean they haven't even been to the WS since 1945, that is 63 years!!!! And they dont know shit about the game, just that they should love the Cubs because they are the "Lovable Losers."

Here is a list of all the teams that have been in the playoffs since the Cubs made it to the World Series.

New York Yankees - 33 postseasons, 16 WS titles
Brooklyn/LA Dodgers - 21 postseasons, 6 WS titles
Atlanta Braves - 19 postseasons, 2 WS titles
Oakland A’s - 15 postseasons, 4 WS titles
St. Louis Cardinals - 14 postseasons, 5 WS titles
Boston Red Sox - 12 postseasons, 1 WS title
Baltimore Orioles - 10 postseasons, 3 WS titles
Pittsburgh Pirates - 10 postseasons, 3 WS titles
NY/SF Giants - 10 postseasons, 1 WS title
Cincinnati Reds - 9 postseasons, 3 WS titles
Minnesota Twins - 9 postseasons, 2 WS titles
Philadelphia Phillies - 9 postseasons, 1 WS title
Cleveland Indians - 9 postseasons, 1 WS title
Houston Astros - 9 postseasons, 0 WS titles (since 1962)
New York Mets - 7 postseasons, 2 WS titles (since 1962)
Anaheim Angels - 7 postseasons, 1 WS title (since 1961)
Kansas City Royals - 6 postseasons, 1 WS title (since 1969)
Detroit Tigers - 6 postseasons, 3 WS titles
San Diego Padres - 6 postseasons, 0 WS titles (since 1969)
Toronto Blue Jays - 5 postseasons, 2 WS titles (since 1977)
Chicago White Sox - 5 postseasons, 1 WS title
Arizona Diamondbacks - 3 postseasons, 1 WS title (since 1998!)
Florida Marlins - 2 postseasons, 2 WS titles (since 1993!)

CHICAGO CUBS APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
NAME_____________ (IF BRANDT BROWN PLEASE LEAVE)

1/EXPECTED INCOME
A) LEAGUE MINIMUM
B) AT LEAST MORE THAN RON SANTO
C) YEAR LONG SUPPLY OF OLD-STYLE

2/POSITION EXPECTED
A)INFIELD
B)STARTING/DISABLED LIST PITCHER
C)ON MY KNEES IN FRONT OF ROY OSWALT

3/DATE I CAN START
A)IMMEDIATELY
B)AFTER MY KHOURY LEAGUE IS OVER
C)WHEN IM DONE ADMIRING BIGGIO

4/HOW I WAS REFERRED
A)TRIBUNE AD
B)LOU BROCK
C)MY LOCAL POSTAL CARRIER

5/MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT
A) DISABLED LIST LESS THAN 4X
B) ONCE MET BRAD LIDGE
C) NEVER PLAYED FOR CUBS

6/I EXPECT A WORLD SERIES RING
A) THIS IS A STUPID QUESTION
B) WHAT IS “WORLD SERIES”?
C) WHEN TRADED TO Houston

SIGNATURE__________________ (OR JUST MAKE AN X)

Top Ten things that have happened since the Cubs last won the World Series

Number 10Haley's Comet passed earth. Twice.

Number 9The NBA, NHL, and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league.

Number 8The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures, the latter giving Cubs fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top.

Number 7George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays.

Number 6Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma, and New Mexico were added to the Union.

Number 5Harry Caray was born. And drank. And drank. And drank. And died. And had a statue built for him.

Number 4Bell-bottoms came in style, and went out of style. Then came back into style. And holy bejesus are back out of style.

Number 3Radio was invented; Cubs fans got to hear their team lose. TV was invented; Cubs fans got to see their team lose. Baseball added 14 teams; Cubs fans got to see and hear their team lose to more teams.

Number 2Flag poles were erected on the Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team's future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down.

And coming in at Number 1...The White Sox won it all.

There is always next year......